Putting Your Child's Life First

Unbelievable! Driving down the road the other day I bore witness to the craziest display of stupidity I've seen in some time. This woman with her push chair with child safely tucked inside stepped out from between two parked cars into a busy street. This sounds all well and good doesn't it? Not exactly. Now I've heard of putting your child's life ahead of your own but when you stick it out into oncoming traffic ahead of yourself that's plain insanity! What the hell was she thinking!? Luckily the car, that I was sure was destined to flatten the poor child, stopped in time. But get this. The dumbarse of a woman carried on into the next lane of traffic!!! Hell's teeth! They had to stop for her as well! Call about shit-for-brains. To all oxygen-thieves who decide to bare offspring in a hope to better their own sad existence - Stick You!!